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"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
What was that?
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”
Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.
Grab her booty in front of women who want you.
That second one means so much.
Just because you get comfortable in a relationship does not mean you can stop cuddling/kissing/being cute with your significant other.
Hug the shit out of them forever.
IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!
My professor on why Mexican Woman are tough (via lasfloresdemayo)